Mr Ed went berserk.
And so it is, like they said it should be,
never kick a horse while it's taking a piss.
Not that it was intentional...and so the story goes,
The horses were crossing a river, but this particular horse stopped when it came to the edge of the river. Naturally the rider thought the horse was afraid to cross, and gave the poor horse a good kick on its sides not knowing that the horse was, infact, pissing into the river. Hence after finishing pissing and many kicks at its side, the horse went, well berserk and nearly threw the rider off.
So lesson learnt: never kick a horse while it's pissing; even if its doing so into the river, which runs to our water supply for drinking and bathing.
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If you're a novice rider, try to avoid trotting on a horse, especially if you're a guy and you honestly cherish your testicles.
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